The Graduate Speaks (Taken with instagram)

SO the thing about this is—— IT’S AWESOME!. SOOOOOOOO AWESOME!.

(via pansexualpride)

actegratuit:

JOËLLE JONES

This is nice. VERY NICE. I give it to all of your strangely vagina-ed monsters.

(via fer1972)

• Denny: Are you looking for a serious relationship?
• Alan: Don’t be silly. I’m already involved with you.
• Denny: You’re damn right!
• (Alan Shore and Denny Crane, Boston Legal)

thingsaboutqueerplatonicfriends:

(submitted by metapianycist)

LMAO! I’ve had this thought.

(via fyeahqueerplatoniczucchinis)

fer1972:

Jason Shawn Alexander

Long I waited. The lilies in the east withered and the grouse found it’s final nest before you knocked on the door. How dare you come in here? How dare you? I wish you were dead like your father. Dead and gone.

missl0nelyhearts:

autumnyte:

nerdypuff:

starkidswhatthehellcanttheydo:

gabespage:

:’(

Why would someone post this?! *ugly sobs*

This is a bit cruel.

(via bearika)

teaat2am:

the truth about loki

I love this so much.

(via bearika)

BUY ME ONE !!!!

(via bookcobra)

visualgraphic:

Bath Bomb

Building the stage for graduation.

Wish I were Colossus. That way whenever I felt like this I could go walk into an oncoming train. That would clear my mind.

thedailywhat:

Craigslist Ad of the Day: Craigslist Seattle brings us the most over-the-top ad for a crappy used car EVER:

“Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex. I know what you’re asking yourself, ‘Am I man enough to handle a car this flawless?’ The short answer is no. I tried to be. I grew my beard to unreasonable lengths, trimmed my fingernails with [a] belt sander, ate nothing but lumber for 6 straight days and knocked a polar bear unconscious.”

Sadly, the ad has been flagged for removal.

[adweek]

Almost there

I am everything I want to be; I can go #thedistance (Taken with instagram)